- Drive over insane, semi-littered, single-lane, winding, mountain pass road like a maniac 4 times
- Watch wife swim a class 5 rapid on the Rio Suarez… underneath the raft
- Go very, very budget bungee jumping
- Swim in a giant waterfall
- Drink lots of beer and play a game where you score points blowing stuff up by throwing things at explosives
- Go rafting again. Repeat class 5 but without your guide, backwards
- Walk on water in a local pool
- Get tattoos in the middle of Colombia
